A arte de se sentir foda por praticar atos comuns do cotidiano entre as pessoas comuns.
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Aquilo que você conta e ninguém acredita:
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Aquilo que você faz sempre e ninguém dá valor:
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Aquilo que você faz uma vez na vida e é aplaudido de pé:
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Aquilo que ninguém entende:
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Aquilo que você deseja e acontece:
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Aquilo que você sempre faz com perfeição:
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aquilo que acontece quando você manda:
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Aquilo que você chuta e está certo:
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A força jedi que só você tem no planeta terra:
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Aquilo que você sempre faz e sempre dá certo:
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Aquilo que a sua mulher não esperava, mas você sim:
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???????????:
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Aquilo que você faz de diferente para ser fóda:
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Aquilo que acontece e ninguém vê:
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Aquilo que acontece e ninguém vê II:
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Aquilo que você quer ver:
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Suas jogadas são sempre únicas:
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aIUSheiauhseiuahseiuahse Essa é a mais fóda *-*:
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Iniciativa fóda:
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Você sempre fóda mesmo sem motivo:
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??????????:
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Aquilo que você faz de diferente e fica fóda:
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Acaboooooooooooou! Aleluia!
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